And on that note,

I’m voting for Obama because he’s created 2.6 million jobs in the private sector, saved the American auto industry, ended don’t ask don’t tell, killed Osama Bin Laden, ended the war in Iraq, helped to free Libya, worked to shrink the size of government while keeping it effective, made the national defense more agile and alert, and worked to make government more transparent and accountable. Just to name a few. Also I don’t want Mitt, Rick, or Newt sitting in Barack’s chair. That would just be gross.